Color: White
Size: S
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Description
Channel your inner exhausted mythical creature. Featuring a deadpan unicorn munching lunch under an 'Everything Is Stupid' sign, this surreal collage tee captures peak modern nihilism. Perfect for when reality is too weird and you just need a sandwich break from the nonsense.
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-3DBBD249Shipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
SarcasticSam★★★★★
"Wore this to my Monday morning meeting. Nobody asked me for updates. Best shirt ever."
NihilistPony★★★★☆
"The unicorn gets me. Sandwich was a nice touch. 4/5 because existence is still pain."
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