
Color: White
Size: S
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Description
Tired of emails 'finding you well'? Retreat into the woods like Mothman! This hilarious shirt flips corporate small talk on its head. Perfect for introverts, cryptid lovers, and anyone currently avoiding their inbox. Stay elusive, stay comfortable.
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-8DA03AA7Shipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
Out of Office Oliver★★★★★
"Wore this to my virtual team meeting. My boss asked if I got his email. I just pointed at my shirt. 10/10 cryptid vibes."
Cryptid Lover★★★★★
"Extremely soft tee. The lamps in my house are terrified of me now, but my inbox has never been quieter."




