Not Stonks: When Plans Go Sideways Tee
$19.99✓ In Stock & Ready to Ship
Color: White
Size: S
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Description
Feeling the market crash? Or just life? This Not Stonks tee perfectly captures those 'uh oh' moments. Wear your humor!
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-19A577FAShipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
HodlGoblin★★★★★
"Bought this shirt just before my crypto portfolio took a dive. It's now my official uniform for checking my balance. 10/10, highly recommend for managing expectations!"
KarenFromAccounting★★★★☆
"My boss saw me wearing this during our Q3 earnings call. He didn't laugh, but I did. Worth every penny for the internal giggle! Fabric is surprisingly soft too."
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