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Size: S
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Estimated Delivery: 3–6 Business DaysIncludes Full Tracking # via USPS / DHL
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Description
Unleash the viral sensation! Our 'Protect Your Nuts' shirt is a hilarious, cheeky reminder to safeguard ALL your valuable assets – whether literal or metaphorical. It's the ultimate conversation starter and a witty way to advocate for self-care. Wear it, love it, and keep everything safe and sound!
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-1C32F497Shipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
Nutty Professor★★★★★
"Bought this for my husband, he wears it everywhere! He says it's a constant reminder to... well, be careful. Got a few laughs and confused stares at the grocery store. Mission accomplished!"
Asset Manager★★★★☆
"This shirt isn't just a meme, it's a lifestyle. I've been feeling much more secure about my investments (and my actual nuts) since I started wearing it. Plus, it's super soft. Highly recommend!"



